What is it about stars and ruined hotel rooms? Maybe they freak out indoors because they can’t do it outside for fear of the paparazzi. Anyway, back to the story at hand. On her 43rd birthday earlier this week, Courtney Love reportedly trashed her luxury suite at London’s 5-star Covent Garden Hotel with cigarette butts and other such nastiness. According to one report, the rocker said the damage was caused by a friend leaning on a table and falling. And I’m the Queen of England.

One thing, however, is for certain. Court might want to lay off the facial enhancements, lest she start looking like this lady.